Take this world Rather round And topsy turvy Turn her upside down
Then all the oceans Which cover her face
Would soon drain off Into outer space
Without the water A bouncy ball Drop it out the window Watch it fall
How it falls so fast How it hits so hard
It bounces In pieces All over the yard
Take a stick And stick the world on top
Voila! What a lollipop!
But o alas What's the use of it all I can't take a lick Cuz my tongue's too small
So take the world Apropos of the square
And cut off the corners One here One there
Practice makes perfect So do it again
For cutting corners Is the way of man